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A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.A young boy, about nine, opened the door."Is your Dad home"? the farmer asked."Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied. "He went into town.""Well," said the farmer, "Is your mum here"?"No, sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.""How about your brother, Greg? Is he here"?"He went with Mum

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A little boy was doing his maths homework.He said to himself,"Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven.Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine..."His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.""And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked."Yes," he answered.Infuriated, the mother asked the

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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a mostunusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so

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A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage." The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage.

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Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart

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Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no

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In one of the towns that she was to visit, she was booked to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house had a suitable toilet. She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring about the facilities like Western Closet 'WC'. The school master, not having heard the term, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Together they

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It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on

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A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads, "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the dog's mouth and to his

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Now you can take your Excel skills to the next level with help from thishands-on guide. Excel 2007 Macros Made Easy shows you how to create, run, and revise macros to simplify repetitive tasks and store the instructions for complicated ones. You'll learn to use Visual Basic for Applications (VBA), add macros to the Excel toolbar, and share your macros with other users. Discover how easy it is to

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1) Sign on a railway station at Patna:Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!3) Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.4)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:We need your heads to run our business.5)A traffic slogan:Don't

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Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their

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Once there was an emperor in the Far East who was growing old and knew it was coming time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or one of his own children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young people in the kingdom together one day. He said, "It is time for me to step down and to choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you."

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson."And what do you deduce from that?"Watson ponders for a minute. "Well,

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There was an sindhi immigrant man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his sindhi wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he

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A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings!

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A friend of ours was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset. As he walked along, he began to see another man in the distance. As he grew closer, he noticed that the local native kept leaning down, picking something up, and throwing it out into the water. Time and again he kept hurling things out into the ocean. As our friend approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up

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There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target.Getting A little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck Square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked

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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest

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Cricket has reached exciting levels with the introduction of twenty twenty. If the same thing was Infused into exams, it would have been something like this :- 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no

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Three answers men are afraid of 1. (Whatever)Men: What to have for dinner?Women: Whatever...Men: Why don't we have steamboat?Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafoodWomen: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then

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After an international beer conference in London , all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King of Beers': give me a Budweiser.' The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him. The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really,

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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".Editor: Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "Husband recalling his old

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Craig Damrauer has created some pretty clever New Math equations.vist http://bitsandpieces.us/

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A man stopped at a flower shop for ordering some flowers to be sent as a gift to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."

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Gates' Rules Bill Gates on 11 things we did not and will not learn in school . He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish

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Cool live online clock. Time Beat Clockvia

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Click on 'Birthday Calculator.' It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived.After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking..Birthday Calculator

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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a

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A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to

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During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked theDirector 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admittedto the hospital.''Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give ateaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty thebathtub.''Oh, I understand,' the reporter said. 'A normal person would use thebucket because it's

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Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ageing that you think in fractions.'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the keyYou get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the

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Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.One day, the King came upon a Servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly Servant had so much joy. The King asked the Servant, "Why are you so happy?"The Servant replied, "Your

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Money has no memory. Experience has. You will never know what the total cost of your education was, but for a lifetime you will recall and relive the memories of schools and colleges. Few years from now, you will forget the amount you paid to settle the hospitalization bill, but will ever cherish having saved your mother's life or the life you get to live with the just born. You won't remember

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A man found a cocoon for a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through the little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and could go no farther. Then the man decided to help the butterfly.He took a pair of scissors and snipped the remaining

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Keep the game going !The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades.So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed

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Having 9's does not make it special.....U can design a clock having only 9 with 9/9 (=1),(9+9)/9(=2), (9+9+9)/9(=3) and so on...What makes it really amazing is that...it has only 3 9's in each digit representation...It's really great calculations and design...

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The following table lists the Military time zone abbreviations, click on the time zone links for more information about individual time zones and where they are used.The basis for this is Z - Zulu time - Zero meridian time - the same as UTC It's a convention to assign letters to time zones, where Z= Zero meridian, and Zulu is the word that represents the letter Z, when it's used in communication.

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Operator:' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...'Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'Customer:' It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'Operator:'OK... you're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.

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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."The

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This is coolClick here for more informationvia

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A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy."What comes after six?" "Seven.""Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?""A Jack."

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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The

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These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court."These are things people actually said in court, word for word,taken down and now published by court reporters - who had thetorment of staying calm while these exchanges were actuallytaking place.Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.________________________________________________Q: What was the first thing

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A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?'Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.''But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'

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Excerpt from the Speech given by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis.Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same with life, where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this

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Men:1. All men are extremely busy.2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if

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Part IPart II

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A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a big-old motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, “Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, “Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”“NO!” said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.The

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Different people have different perception. One man’s meat could be another man’s poison.A couple bought a donkey from the market.. On the way home, a boy commented, “Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey? “Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them.Later, an old man saw it and commented, “The husband is the head of family. How can the

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PLEASE DO THIS 'FREE' GOOD DEED - Animal Rescue:Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.It takes less than a minute (How about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click

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Many people are unaware of the main difference between http:// and https://.It's all about keeping you secure HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transport Protocol,Which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) For information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients. The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP

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Madan Mohan Malaviya was trying to build a good university; he had toovercome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination tostart the university. There was a funds crisis; but he did not getdisheartened. He went from town to town, met many rich people and traders tocollect donations.He went to the Nizam of Hyderabad to request him for funds. The Nizam was furious, 'How dare you

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A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy, Dear Tech Support ,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal

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This is a test to see how well you can remember faces and when. There are two parts A and B, and each part will have 12 photos of faces. You only have a short time, 4 seconds, to see each face before the program moves to the next face. Part A will begin and when that is finished you can start Part B. When Part B is finished, the test will begin. The test will consist of showing 48 faces and

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If we could shrink the earth's populationIf we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be:57 Asians21 Europeans14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south8 would be Africans52 would be female48 would be male70 would be non-white30 would be

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Sometimes upgrading to a newer version can be a good thing. Other times, your computer may not be compatible with the new version, the new version is bloated, or all the options you liked are no longer available. OldVersion.com has been supplying the online community with old versions of various programs since 2001. The service is utilized by thousands of users every day and has been featured in

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One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla

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Now some people are really stupid !!!Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been

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When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage

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What is recession?The story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and

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XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.Security Officer -> Announcement started,"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be

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A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.He was sure she would take the whole day to get it done. But the little one came back within minutes with perfect map... When he

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A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.That night, the girl slept peacefully.

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Ctrl+C may be the most important work we do everyday. But it's not a very safe thing to do. Read on to know why. What happens when you press Ctrl+C while you are Online... We do copy various data by Ctrl + C for pasting elsewhere.This copied data is stored in clipboard and is accessible from the net by a combination of Javascripts and ASP.Just try this:1) Copy any text by Ctrl + C2) Click the

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Depressed Garfield...

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You can access ePaper anytime and from anywhere so that you do not miss your daily dose of your favourite newspaper.Print any article / ad / picture or email it to your friends.Maintain a list of your favourite storiespicsands with the click of your mouse.You can use the advance search feature to search for articles ads/ pictures, through an individual issue or all issues across cities, using

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Find out who is hiring - The spreadsheet of sunshine..and who is not.. Tech layoffs: The scorecard..

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