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This copied data is stored in clipboard and is accessible from the net by a combination of Javascripts and ASP.
Just try this:
1) Copy any text by Ctrl + C
2) Click the Link: http://www.sourcecodesworld.com/special/clipboard.asp
3) You will see the text you copied was accessed by this web page.
Do not keep sensitive data (like passwords, credit card numbers, PIN etc.) in the clipboard while surfing the web. It is extremely easy to extract the text stored in the clipboard to steal your sensitive information.
To avoid Clipboard Hack Problem , do the following:
1. Go to internet options->security
2. Press custom level
3. In the security settings, select disable under Allow paste operations via script.
Now the contents of your clipboard are safe. :)
Be careful while using Ctrl+C (Copy Command)
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LOL
LOL (also written with some or all letters lowercase) is an abbreviation for laughing out loud[1][2] or laugh out loud.[3] Lol is a common element of Internet slang used historically on Usenet but now widespread in other forms of computer-mediated communication, and even face-to-face communication. It is one of many initialisms for expressing bodily reactions, in particular laughter, as text, including initialisms such as ROTFL ("roll(ing) on the floor laughing"),[4][5][6][7] a more emphatic expression of laughter, and BWL ("bursting with laughter"), above which there is "no greater compliment" according to technology columnist Larry Magid.[8] Other unrelated expansions include the now mostly historical "lots of luck" or "lots of love" used in letter-writing.[9]
The list of acronyms "grows by the month",[4] and they are collected along with emoticons and smileys into folk dictionaries that are circulated informally amongst users of Usenet, IRC, and other forms of (textual) computer-mediated communication.[10] These initialisms are controversial, and several authors recommend against their use, either in general or in specific contexts such as business communications.
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Pink - So What
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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I guess i just lost my husband
I don’t know where he went
So i’m gonna drink my money
I’m not gonna pay his rent (Nope)
I got a brand new attitude
And i’m gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight
So so what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t need you
And guess what
I’m having more fun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright, I’m just fine
And you’re a tool
So so what?
I am a rockstar
I got my rock moves
And i don’t want you tonight
Uh, check my flow, uh
The waiter just checked my table
And gave to Jessica Simp-Shit!
I guess i’ll go sit with Tom boy
At least he’ll know how to hit
What if this song’s on the radio
Then somebody’s gonna die
I’m gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
He’s gonna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
We’re all gonna get in a fight!
So so what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t need you
And guess what
I’m having more fun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright, I’m just fine
And you’re a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t want you tonight
You weren’t fair
You never were
You weren’t all
But that’s not fair
I gave you life
I gave my all
You weren’t there
You let me fall
So so what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t need you
And guess what
I’m having more fun
And now that we’re done (we’re done)
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright(I’m alright),I’m just fine (I’m just fine)
And you’re a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t want you tonight
No No, No No
I Don’t want you tonight
You weren’t fair
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m alright, I’m just fine
And you’re a tool
So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don’t want you tonight
Ba da da da da da
Not too bright
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted….’Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where?’
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.’
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but ‘didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving’.
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk…
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount….
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, ‘Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?’ I had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’..
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Smart Old Man
A police car pulled up in front of an older woman's house, and her husband climbed out. The polite policeman explained that "this elderly gentleman" said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"How could it happen?" asked his wife. "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you get lost?"
Leaning close to her ear so that the policeman couldn't hear, he whispered, "I wasn't lost - I was just too tired to walk home."
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Men are Honest !!!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared andasked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he neededthe axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Isthis your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes tokeep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along theriverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lordagain appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is thisyour wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up withCAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with mywife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I ama poor man, and am not able to take careof all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good andhonorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN !!"
New sheriff in town…
An applicant to the Bloomfield, New Jersey’s Sheriff’s Office was being interviewed for the job.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six crack heads, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Deputy. "When can you start?"
Excel 2007 Macros Made Easy
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Now you can take your Excel skills to the next level with help from this hands-on guide. Excel 2007 Macros Made Easy shows you how to create, run, and revise macros to simplify repetitive tasks and store the instructions for complicated ones. You'll learn to use Visual Basic for Applications (VBA), add macros to the Excel toolbar, and share your macros with other users. Discover how easy it is to develop custom macros, save time, and boost productivity.
Table Of Contents:
Introduction
Chapter 1. Recording Macros
Chapter 2. Debugging Macros
Chapter 3. Creating Macros in Visual Basic
Chapter 4. Storing Macros
Chapter 5. Understanding Macro Commands
Chapter 6. Using Visual Basic Subroutines
Chapter 7. Creating Interactive Macros
Chapter 8. Using Macros to Format Cells
Chapter 9. Using Variables in Macros
Chapter 10. Creating if/then/else Routines
Chapter 11. Creating for/next Loops
Chapter 12. Adding Macro Buttons to Your Worksheets
Earn Rs.50,000 for inviting your friends - Only for Indian citizens
If you are the Indian citizen, you can Earn Money Rs.50,000 for inviting your friends. Yes it is the “Friends Harvesting Job“.
Are you the addicted to collect friends in Orkut or other Social Networking sites? Wake up now. Earn money with your “Friend Harvesting Skills“. ibibo gives this opportunity to invite your friends for their Social Networking site. If you refer 100 friends, you will earn Rs.5000. But there is the limit up to Rs.50,000. You can earn up to that maximum level.
Terms & Conditions:ibibo
1. This Job only for Indian Citizens only.
2. You must be above 18 years of age.
3. You must invite your friends. (Yes. Its your job :) )
Steps:
Read the following steps to participate in this program.
1. Click here to Enroll as a Student Brand Ambassador.
2. Download their Messenger & start use as normal yahoo messenger. You have to download and install for participation. (You will fall in love with this).
3. Finally Invite your friends. Thats all.
Earnings Example:
| Minimum friends enlisted | Earnings (in INR) |
| 10 25 50 100 250 400 500 | 250 750 2000 5000 15000 30000 50000 |
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Sony Vaio P Series
The world’s lightest1 8" notebook, the 1.4-pound2 VAIO® P Series Lifestyle PC does more than you could imagine–with impeccable style. Email at the airport, IM from the park, or just show it off when you want some attention. Traveling to a new city? Turn-by-turn GPS navigation will get you there faster. Best of all, it fits right in your purse or jacket pocket.
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Sharing
Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: “I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal.”
“Well” replied the other farmer “I’m not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you’d give me one?”
“Of course” says the first.
The second farmer continued: “And if you had two cars, you’d give me one of them too?”
“Absolutely”
“So” says the second farmer, “if you had two pigs then you’d give me one of them?”
“Ah, now hang on a minute” says the first, “you know I’ve got two pigs!”
Damage control: Satyam draws up action plan
The top leaders of Satyam Computer Services have launched an immediate action plan to ensure business continuity and leadership transition even as it initiates efforts to ascertain its liquidity position and verify allegations by its Founder and Chairman Ramalinga Raju of financial irregularities.
Satyam's leaders announced, at a press conference at the IT services company's headquarters in Hyderabad, that the company has started to actively reach out to customers globally. The leaders said that they are heartened to receive strong expressions of confidence and support from customers.
He also announced the following company's action plan going forward:
- Active outreach to global clients even as customers affirm support and confidence.
- Senior management pledge to stay with the company.
- Sent message of assurance to approximately 53,000 associates.
- Will consider appointment of an audit company for immediate investigation into allegations by Founder Chairman Ramalinga Raju and to establish position of cash and bank balances.
- Seeks nominations from regulators and industry associations for candidates for board.
- Recognizes need to strengthen corporate governance and cooperate with investigations by regulatory authorities and address legal issues.
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The fishermen and the Genie
Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: “Nice going idiot! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat!”
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
The big Satyam scam
It is the biggest corporate scandal that India has seen. One that threatens future foreign investment flows into the country and casts a cloud over the Indian technology space as a whole. Satyam Computers Chairman B Ramalinga Raju quit after admitting that the company's profits had been inflated for several years. In his letter to the board, Raju admitted that the IT major's balance sheet had inflated cash and bank balance of Rs 5,040 crore.
Raju, however, took all the blame for cooking the books and said that other board members were unaware of the financial irregularities. This dramatic disclosure took the Satyam stock down a whopping 77% — it closed at Rs 40. With Satyam went the broader market as well. The Nifty lost 6% while the Sensex closed down 7%.
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Process - Shall we go for a drink ?
The attached diagram demonstrates the process in a female and male brain during the simple question: "Shall we go for a drink?"
Wife's Diary Vs Husbands's Diary
WIFE's DIARY :
Sunday night :
I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset
that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong.
He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV;
he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the
situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
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HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
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Party Animals
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot... The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers……
"That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's high on cocaine!"
I Can't Work Today
I can't respond to any emails today, something has crashed on my computer...
and the mouse is missing......
How spiders make their webs
“During the process of making a web the spider will use its own body for measurements, a very practical and ergonomic design feature of any web. This will allow the spider to move quickly around its own web with very few faults.”
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The Shredder
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has the holiday week off. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent…" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil.
5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil.
1. It tells you that everything you do will always leave a Mark .
2. You can always correct the mistake you make ..
3. The important thing in life is what you are from inside and not from out side .
4. In life you will undergo painful sharpening which will make you better in whatever you do ..
5. Finally, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds you.
